Day # 38 Going Dutch

So for our evening snack it would appear I'm being served up a pair of Mandy's clogs to munch on.

Well I suppose wood is a vegetable after all!

Day #37 Team Puck Post PCP celebratory meal!

day #36 scales playing silly buggers today

I know they're a bit temperamental but today each time I stood on them they decided to give me a different reading.  Seemed to make a difference if I was facing north or not,  maybe it's my natural magnetism?

Anyway I settled on 74.4 which is down 900g on the week which is 6.7kg total,  but I could be misreading it and I'm actually fatter,  who knows...

Tried the abs video this morning,  for the time being I'm going to call it the 3 minute abs!

Day # 35 How to make time stand still!

At the equator, the time zones are a little over 1,000 miles apart, so to cross one every hour, you could fly a plane west at a little over 1,000 miles per hour

If you started flying at 12:00 noon, at 1:00 p.m. (according to your watch) you would cross a time zone, making it 12:00 noon again. This process would continue for as long as your plane could stay in the air: As soon as your watch passed 12:59, you'd have to turn it back to 12:00 again. For your entire westward trip around the Earth, the time would be between 12:00 noon and 1:00 p.m.

Alternatively you could do a plank!

Day # 34 The return of the smug c**t!

Firstly,  a little clarification on the skipping "liberation".  I was getting so hung up on the counting...  it was all about getting to 100...200...300 that I'd trip at 102 or 203 etc.  And as I would get to the century turns I'd start questioning myself....  was that coming up to 400 or have I already done 400 and that's actually 500???  Umm, not sure better make it 400 to be sure eh....trip....  like patting your head and rubbing your belly at the same time,  all far too taxing.  Hence my suggestion,  and I've found now I'm listening to music, skipping is very much like dancing,  and back in the day when I used to go raving I could dance for 10 hrs straight,  and I was skinny,  so fuck skipping,  just go to Ibiza for 2 weeks!  I am still tripping btw, a lot,  just not in the raving sense of the word.

Some other snippets of smugcuntyness

1/ Mandy made the kids a banana split last night for dessert, and not only did she lick the ice cream spoon...  she ate a freaking chocolate coin too!  I didn't.

2/ I did my first proper full pull up today!

3/ I tinned a load of jeans last night that don't fit and nor do I ever intend them too again!

4/  #2 is a lie,   I did 3!

Noel,  no hard feelings,  I think it's just the woman inside me.  Pre PCP I had beer and tits,  Now I don't have beer and PMT!

Day 32 Love Kylie

I have to say, my whole Psyche since day 1 of PCP has been so geared to breaking that first month milestone that I'm now struggling to get re motivated for the next-two-long-months.   But we went to see Kylie in concert last night (4th row) and it was brilliant.  Backing singer Roxy was beautiful,  had to keep reminding myself it was Kylie we went to see (oh what could have been if I'd done PCP years ago!).  But anyway the dancers had all clearly been doing PCP and finished with honours,  Just thought, WOW,  that's the target, best get a couple of extra push-ups done tomorrow.

For some reason, the mainly male audience surrounding us seemed to whoop n holler more the less clothes the male dancers wore, confusing!

day 31 I found footage of Noel trying to skip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TkCpFCkFnE